Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.

Supervisor: Why?

Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.

Supervisor: (silence)

Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?

Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.

Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

(Source: lewis1993, via lifebythemoon)

fierrrrrrce:

http://fierrrrrrce.tumblr.com/

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tombobwill:

Why have I never seem bottom left before!!

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sketchavolie:

vanehwasreal:

lady-polgara:

When a bullet hits a wall

That is astounding. I legitimately watched it about fifteen times before reblogging it.

this is so fucking satisfying to watch oh my god

Does anyone else hear it crash into the wall?

(via robbie-and-the-doritos)

met the beautiful, down to earth and friendly as anything Iggy Azalea today on Brighton Pier. was slightly starstruck not going to lie.

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johnnykenneally:

ok seriously? i think im in love with steve sandvoss. fuck.

Just bringing it back… Again.

Part of arm; bottom half done :) #tattoos #me #halfsleeve #clouds #pinups

My tattoo for Ty-Ty :)

Look like I have a black eye. I look shite in the mornings.