Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.
Your keyboard is now Daft Punk…
this is not a video, click on it
this is fantastic
30 minutes and still going
oh my fucking bejesus. this is brilliant.
I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHITI need this on my blog again.
This is gold!
met the beautiful, down to earth and friendly as anything Iggy Azalea today on Brighton Pier. was slightly starstruck not going to lie.
ok seriously? i think im in love with steve sandvoss. fuck.
Just bringing it back… Again.